Bus: 100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall . . .

Plane: "Please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened . . ."

Bus: Oh, what pretty country, trees, water, etc.

Plane: Oh, what pretty clouds and little bitty roads.

Bus: Transportation while in Garberville.

Plane: May we have 6 Chevy Cavaliers, please?

Bus: Are we there yet?

Plane: Are we there already?

Whatever the majority want to do, I'll do. (I'm such a lemming!) Just tell me how much I owe and who do I pay?