ah speaking of the devil, you came up in conversation this weekend, mangy, we'd wondered what you've been up to. Don't forget to pack the windex to clean your helmet shield of bug carcasses.

after the wedding last weekend (I've never seen such a screeching drunk bridesmaid....), I'm ready for a weekend of nothing, except for a Friday night pre-release screening of Paris complete with free drinks and popcorn (a retail value of at least $15) followed by a red carpet reception. They don't say who will be there, if it is the director Cedric Klapisch or one of the leads, Romain Duris or Juliette Binoche.

http://my.flightmemory.com/redtape
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