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Nomad: Ha! Can't fool me... That is a male seagull squawking at his significant other because he REFUSES to ask for directions no matter how many hours they've been circling around, hopelessly lost. She is simply supposed to just keep flapping her wings and remain flying at his side, and enjoy it.


Lady, you've got gender identification issues. If it is a matter of directions, then it is the female squawking. "Where are we now? Do you even know where you're going? Where did you put the map, for crap sake, didn't you even bring the damn thing? Dammit I insist we stop and ask for directions. You couldn't find your way out of a dumpster, not that you'd want to, given the way you eat." etc

He of course isn't saying anything because, he knows it pisses her off. :D
Illegitimus non carborundum est.