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A man boards a plane and sits down to enjoy the flight. So do all the other passengers. Then something goes terribly wrong. Engines on fire, pressure drops, and they run out of coffee. It becomes very clear that they are going to crash.
All of a sudden a woman stands up in the walkway and shouts: "Oh, I can't take this any longer! I don't want to die like this! I never had a man in my life. This isn't right! Is there anyone on board that can make me feel like a woman?!"
The (very handsome) guy stands up, and while walking towards her, starts taking off his shirt. He is pure muscle. Then, he throws the shirt at her and says...
"Here, iron this."
